The Grieving Process: Phone Out of Range Edition

1. Denial: “No, I’m just in a small dead spot. Maybe I’m holding the phone wrong. This can’t be out of range. It’s an iPhone 4 and the antenna is the metal trimming!!!”
2. Anger: “YOU FAILED ME AT&T!! HOW COULD I HAVE TRUSTED YOU!!! WHY IS YOUR SERVICE  SO HORRIFYING!!?”
3. Bargaining: “Oh, almighty AT&T people looking down upon me, I’ll never complain about your service again if I can just make this one little phone call!!”
4. Depression: “I’m so sad. Sad. Sad like a tomato is red. Sad.”
5. Acceptance: “Oh well.”
6. Memory Loss: “Why did I need to make a call anyway?”
7. Repetition: “For some reason that I cannot understand, I want to call my 4th grade teacher and tell her how much I loved playing with those legos.”