December 2009
10 posts
The Grieving Process
There are five steps to the grieving process:
“We can’t possibly have a band final! There is no band final! I must be dreaming! Were’s the knife? I gotta wake up!”
“WHY THE **** DO I HAVE TO HAVE A BAND FINAL?!! WHY DIDN’T I JUST GO FOR HOME EC.?!!!”
“Please, oh please, big band director lord, I’ll do anything if you grade easy!!!”
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Airport Security
This article came up in my feeds today.
And all I can think of is, I can’t wait to see what happens when somebody puts a time bomb up their nose.
Reading this article on CYA (Cover Your *$$) security, it makes perfect sense.
So, to sum up all the stuff I know about airport security:
It’s stupid.
You can’t have stuff on your lap except for books.
You can’t use any...
Firefox Concepts 4
This is my 4th revision of my Firefox Mockups.
Flickr Google Groups
Firefox Concepts
This (will be) my entry for the Mozilla Labs Home Tab Design Challenge.
I’m still trying to get some feedback.
Discussion Flickr Set
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it never says you have to eat it! (tm)”
– 1+1=3 Productions
Tip of the Month: Sound Smart the Easy Way
My friend showed me this today: just replace all the words in your essay with Word synonyms.
Before:
Today is the day that I will try to grow up. Growing up is not easy. I must first learn to brush my teeth very hard. Then I have to practice speaking Gibberish. Later, my sister Kim will show me a secret world of ponies and unicorns. The ponies are actually better than the unicorns because they...
“Any questions, comments, concerns, no matter how stupid, pointless, or...”
– 1+1=3 Productions
The Fun Bus
I woke up in the morning,
got all dressed and ready,
left my house just singing,
ready for the FunBus.
*Chorus*
This is the FunBus,
This is the FunBus,
This is the FunBus FunBus FunBus,
This is the FunBus,
This is the FunBus,
This is the FunBus FunBus FunBus…
The FunBus is such fun,
full of fun and games,
it’s fun fun fun fun fun fun,
and we stay for half an hour.
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Psychologist
Patient: Everyone seems to be calling me names.
Psychologist: Just smack'em in the face.
Patient: I'm paying you $300 for this?
Me: Originally at http://ow.ly/UFzj
Medical Professional
Doctor: You keep looking down too much. It's not like it's NYC and you'll find a quarter?
Patient: But what about the poop?
Me: Originally at http://ow.ly/UFzI